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Wall Privacy: Public wall
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There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer:
"What do you use to feed your pigs?"
"Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?"
"Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you should, they shouldn't eat wastes."
Then he fined the farmer.
Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered: "Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak...why?"
"Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it's unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat."
And he fined the farmer.
Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes: "Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want."
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A guy goes to a travel agent to book a three-week cruise for himself and his wife.
A few days before the cruise, the travel agent informs the guy that the cruise is canceled, but he can get them on a seven-day cruise instead. The guy agrees & goes to the the drug store to buy seven medicines for motion sickness and seven condoms.
The next day, the agent calls again to inform now he can book them on 10-day cruise. He guy gives his confirmation and goes back to the drug store to buy three more medicines for motion sickness and three more condoms.
Two days later, the travel agent calls once again to inform that he has a 15-day cruise available now & whether the guy would be interested in taking it. The guy again says he is ok with it & goes back to the drug store to buy five more medicines for motion sickness and 5 more condoms.
Finally, the attendant at the drug store asks him, "Man, if it makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?"
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Mirror on the wall, here we are again
Through my rise and fall
You’ve been my only friend...
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No no no no no no fire,no fire
I,I wanna feel the music higher
And touch the sky....
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vako (iron vako)
man u were before 25,now u are 26 it means that u had birthday,so happy b day bro 
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Jack Webber
Mixii Long time no see youu how you doing man? 
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!!☛ⓂⒾⓍ☚!!
Kada u usne mi gledas ja cu da te poljubim ..
A kada cutis slusacu sta kazu pogledi ..
I kad si tuzna ja pricicu ti da te zagrlim ..
Samo obecaj da tu ces uvek ostati ..
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